#021 - UNCLE JOEY’S JOINT by Joey Diaz 

“The world doesn’t even know you fuckin exist you fuckin maggot” amazing. Thanks coco

Not sure I thought you passed but I'm glad you still kicking!!!

"Hearing Chinese music" the quote of 2020 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

14:00

"What are we millionaires here? Nobody." What????

Even the blue chew advertisment is hilarious 🤣

👏😂

Joey has a lot of width between his eyes and eyebrows. Love this fucking guy

The noisy apple pivotally nail because lycra worryingly unpack like a possible quiver. silky, fanatical pollution

1:10

Who takes the FK’N mustard ..

I love the story about Joey's wife coming and taking all his shit... who else can relate??

Hilarious! That promo for Bluechew had me dying

Who takes the mustard Joey?! Someone who you've done so much damage and pain to that they want to take everything from you. When you hurt someone(Especially a female), they might have the tendency to try and hurt you back; and they will do so in various ways that they "can get away with," just like anyone else. Think about it, humans are very much reactionary beings. Do something bad to them(in their eyes or in accordance with the publics view) and "they" will look for "justice!"

@Joey Diaz thanks for going back to what makes you great, being a life coach with zero BULLSHIT, from one christain Pot head to another, DONT GET THE RONA VAX💉🧬👾🤖😱🤯👎 UNCLE JOEY! As a wise man once said....DONT DO IT!

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Lolz got a sore throat and ur hearing Chinese music it's fuckin Amazing how he just comes out with this stuff he deserves every penny he gets from doing comedy

Miss getting asshole licked; need to step up my game. That’s it and that’s that! Love it!

Hey joey how have you been?

Joey I got my basic mechanic certerfication and 30 HR osha card. Workingprogres.

Still here getting us through our day.

the long pause at 59:00

Everyone is you in a different cubic dimension of space time, I am the last.. Love ya brother 💙

Thats my bday jan. 8th good luck uncle

If Joey commentated for every single ad on TV I would start paying for cable

“Who takes the fucking mustard?”

comment for karma

This new guys laugh in the background sounds like a stoned hs student. Nothing like the flying Jew.

so should i feel fine about shoplifting or nah? cos im doing it regardless

Dude

Bag O Foggy ;- | DO IT >>> ;- }

Uncle Joey why arnt you wearing white on a Monday? Sangria a joke ?

Dude TY and the Comedy Community I Love You Guyz You Fkn' Malooooooook ;- } Make AMERICA STAND THE FK UP

TAKE A FKN' KNEE ;- \

YO Uncle Joey Put a very little dab

The overlook hotel. I don't know what the location is.

Lookin fukn good Joey. Start your own comedy club and call it CoCo's.

Love you Uncle Joey! I need to watch this one every day!!! I need a December 18, I'm my own worst enemy!

el tio joey

So right Joey. Everything will be going great and that’s always when life will throw you a curveball. Happy holidays brotha!

you helped me process me tru hard times i almost had the same ex girl situation the mustard thing i had a my oliv oil set i used to cook with she dint even used once she took and i listen and i heared you solid thx mr diaz you opened up my eye's out of self pity pit i thank you, you are tremendous big hugs from belgium

Hearing Chinese music!!

“..... Who takes the fuckin’ mustard?” 😂

This was a tremendous Birthday present to me. I don't think he's released on my birthday in all the years I've been watching. Cheers to all the rest of you December 14th'ers!!!

What a tremendous Testimonial from Uncle Joey about his own WAR OF ART. What's your testimonial?

Yeah Joey!! U the man !

Somethings missing from this pod that the LA pod had 😴🥱 Im still ride’n with it though !!

Happy holidays and big joints!💚

The longer the podcast, the fucken better..

I hope the mall wasn't in Denver. Lol!

The blue 🐦 of happiness is not knocking at your 🚪

It's getting bad joey.. I live your shows but the bad language has gotten out of control

15:33 I literally paused what I was doing when you said that "Everyone has a story on December 18th". My Dad died on December 18th 2018. He couldn't quit drinking and it killed him.

Hahhaha 21:00

Hey man. Ive been listening forever and ys get me through the day. I listen tk ya so much youre voice is my inner voice. I seen lee and im worried. Thats all i got to say. Yall have become family snf im worried big man. Thats all

Jesus, please watch over Joey while he goes for all his medical surgery, keep him safe and healthy for us who love him. Amen.

How the fuck does this man make water sound so delicious? Like damn... I need some fucking water...

Love all of your stories diaz

6:37

Great episode

What’s better than the sopranos movie at home with a few joints of death and ya girl sooka la minkia

It’s Paradise City by GNR for me right now! So glad I’m Generation X..... Millennials you are making this too easy and all the other people falling apart! 😂 Listen to Uncle Joey and get it together! He doesn’t want to wipe your nose especially with Covid and all!

great podcast joey !

if you listen to this podcast right.. Joey just has a conversation with you for an hour 20

Big hugs 🤗 Uncle Joey! I’m drinking hot tea ☕️ smoking 🚬 like a boss! 😂 I hurt my back working a fk ton of hours!!! I work a ton.... like you said the garage door breaks but for me it was my back. I went back for a short ten hours and taking twenty four off.. (I love being a contractor.. you write your own ticket 🎫) ! I’m listening to you, ready some Ernest Hemingway and listen to some Frank Sinatra! That’s my day! Tip top Magoo!

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Hey uncle Joey your great with advice and telling a great story.Im not trying to tell you what to do.but you need some guests like Rogan does. I'm glad you moved out of corrupt SJW California but you need more guests. you know it

"There you go. I still got it cocksuckas" 😂 Nobody puts a podcast to bed like Uncle Joey.

Dec 18th was my dads birthday. He was a Bronx made Italian legend like yourself. Much respect Unc! Mad love for the rest of yall too!

Timberline Lodge in Oregon for that brunch. It's dank!

So excited for the movie!!!!! Yes COVID is a bitch.. nothing we can do but make the best of it

This is hilarious.. sounds exactly like me.. I hate shopping, especially Christmas shopping.. just pick it out and I’ll give u the $. And the damn mask with glasses on is the worst

Thank you uncle Diaz

It’s just not the same with out lee

Joey you got my high lazy ass to make a resume and apply at a dispensary after months of just being a lazy fuck your video get me through a lot

Broncos could only muster 5 bucks lollll

Uncle Joey saying he can't do what Bill Burr can do, is like Hendrix saying he can't play like Eddie Van Halen

Gone

The war part was good uncle joey 👌

You are existence

Love you Joey. No water bottle cracking in the mic on this episode. Thumbs up.

Retailers have a weakness. They're addiction is addition. Numbers. That's all they want...numbers

Please, just edit out the gulps of water (or switch to a glass/thermos). I’m a loyal listener with f’d up noise issues. No disrespect ✌️

Lol

She took the mustard?? Cold.

Uncle Joey and nephew Ferm will be like Chopstick and dumpling coming at you full of Da Bomb hot sauce.... Hot hot hot...

1:13:54 "if this doesn't help you motherfuckers, go upstairs and spray raid down your throat, they'll never find it in the autopsy" i spit out my soda 🤣🤣

I'm cool calm and Collective as of now growing up my life was a complete 180. I could meet your wife right now Uncle Joey and she'll think I'm a very respectable handsome young man who works hard but I could also tell stories from my past that you would not believe coming for me my attitude towards life has changed so much from when I was a kid. I wish I was able to tell more of my story to let people know they could do it and don't have to fall for the drugs.

Watching this before I head out to roof

I’m looking forward to Many Saints, but they have to get Paulie right. Tony Sirico is the real deal, and the actor playing him has big shoes to fill.

I got separated with a baby... I left her with the house. Her lifestyle left her livin at her moms, now I’m chillen at my apt. with my daughter. U rock Joey!

@1:00:55 Uncle Joey got a Red Pill back in the day

I love Uncle Joey but FUCK hearing him constantly slurp on that fucking bottle with earbuds is fuckin annoying.

Savage Fan ♠️✌😤

This is such a breeze of fresh air. Got involve in politics way too much and now I’m going back to happy Podcast. Got Spotify for Joe .... but it’s not the same . Tim Dillon , Theo and Joey are now my favorite. Still feels like I’m cheating on Joe, listened to every single episodes since his debut with 300 people watching. Feels weird .

“They got ‘10 To Midnight’ with Charles Bronson, MMMmmmm....”

58:57 When the edibles start hitting you and the universe collapses around you and you died for just about a few seconds or so

The introduction was halarious.

Great episode joey thanks for giving me hope. Please get jimmy florentine on i LOVE his comedy

"Who takes the fucken mustard " Tio Joey i Would of called her and got it back 😤 hahaaha