#024 - UNCLE JOEY’S JOINT by Joey Diaz 

The whole covid 19 thing has been blown out of the water it's no worse than the flu.

7:35 KNOCKIN ON YOOUR DOOR

37:00

Joey needs a twitch.

hes funny he thinks hes italian lmaf

Don't let your kid be the last one to learn Santa isn't real, you'll get a call from school, "Jimmy in 4th grade was told Santa's not real and he won't stop crying"

31:50 just cracked me up, couldn't stop laughing

We’re all sinners trying to stay on the positive path. Gota know the dark to see the light.

15 minutes in and Joey has said two things that would get any other person instantly canceled

The hoodie is sick uncle Joey

Please dont sell out to Spotify

Stop hugging people dummy lol

Joey is a great guy and funny and real. I pray you he has a successful knee surgery and he and the rest of his family and friends all have a great rest of the year. God Bless everyone!

Listening to this guy talk, I snort beer through my nose. Fuckin tremendous.

🔥🔥

TRUMP will be our President. MAGA!

Merry Christmas uncle 🤙🏼

Just skip to 5:20

I love you Joey but you can't wipe you fucking hands and say null invoid when your talking about you first child man you need professional help when it comes to that

The Church 2 should happen when Lee finally uses his jew powers and ascends into wealth and fame ❤ God bless yall

Joey stay thirsty lol

1Luv

EVERY choice you make....effects everyone...at some point....Good advice Joey

You can't tell people...how to live there lives......well said. Mr Diaz

HOLY FUCK UNCK! .....CANADA.loves ya....please come up to Vancouver B.C W/ bill burr/joey/ and the rest if you can(new year) ... my whole Family will be there ! THANK YOU and stay Strong!...

These are fake subscriptions and fake views and comments. The original pussy is better. But, at least he is a pussy in real life. Thank you Agent Joey great video. Awesome video! The only thing better is my comment...

Joey always looks freshly showered lol after all the shit that's gone through that body, he's looking good.

I love you Uncle Joey. Merry X-Mas to you. Sorry you had to leave Cali. I felt better about living in LA when I knew you and Rogan were still living here.

I cant wait till Joey's in the next mission impossible movie. How bout Tom Cruise jumpn on uncle Joey's couch after this covid podcast.

I bet Tom Cruise witnessed multiple violations of the Covid Protocol before going on that rant and kept cool about it, then one day it just built up too much and he came uncorked. Probably a response to the cases in LA becoming overwhelming and a new lockdown and the fear that Mission Impossible would be shut down, possibly for a year this time. I understand his frustration. The sad part is that Tom is not the one who should have been responsible for going on that rant. He needs a producer in that role to be the disciplinarian.

That's such a Hollywood thing to do, pay a clueless fucker $400 per day to play doctor to make everyone feel safe just so they can keep shooting.

Uncle Joey is so funny but he keeps it so real an it's coming from his heart

whos laughing in the background ?

Joey you and Lee made a great team. I miss Lee but know I love you brother.

Actually we do know when you're going to end in about a hour every time lol

Hope you and your family had a wonderful Christmas 🎄⛄

Thank you Joey for being real and keeping us on our toes and bringing us some peace in mind...

Florida Governor Ron Desantis is giving priority to COVID-19 vaccines to our elders first, every single one 65 years old and older. Police and Fire department employees along with nurses and doctors.

Couldn't even finish the podcast. R.I.P. Uncle Joey... They nicknamed the wrong guy "Big Pussy"

IM SO CLOSE TO NOT LISTENING TO JOEY ANYMORE OVER HIS IDIOTIC SHEEP STANCE ON THIS LIE-RUS! SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOW JOEY THE DOCUMENTS THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION AND CDC HAVE BEEN FORCED TO RELEASE ADMITTING THAT "COVID-19" HAS NEVER BEEN ISOLATED, IDENTIFIED, OR IMAGED IN A LAB!!!! IT LITERALLY DOESN'T EXIST, NOT AT ALL! WHATSOEVER! THIS ISN'T COMING FROM SOMEONE IN THEIR BASEMENT, THIS IS COMING FROM THE "AUTHORITIES"!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU FOLKS, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!! THEY HAVE TURNED THE COMMON COLD, FLU, AND OTHER COMMON ILLNESSES AND USED THESE IN ORDER TO TERRIFY THE PORTION OF THE POPULATION WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE BRAINS TO EDUCATE THEMSELVES ON THE SUBJECT MATTER OR, THE OTHERS WHO BENEFIT FROM SPEWING GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA!!! THERE IS UNDISPUTED, IRREFUTABLE PROOF THIS IS A HOAX, IM BEGGING YOU PEOPLE TO WAKE UP, STAND UP, AND FUCKING FIGHT BACK!!!! WE HAVE TO FIGHT NOW FOR OUR FUTURE! STOP BEING FUCKING WEAK MINDED SPINELESS PUSSIES!!!! THERES A WAR AND ITS RIGHT AT YOUR DOORSTEP! MAN THE FUCK UP!!!!!

joey you are an inspiration to every single person who gets to see you or your show. fucking love you man. all the way from over here in uk. much love will. ps hope you had a great Christmas.

2121 joey😂😂😂

Without lee its crap sorry but that's the truth

I miss the Pillsbury Jew Boy

Lol I was just in the bathroom doing some blow

"This kid never did nothin. Hes never even snorted a chick's fart" -Joey Diaz about Lee Syatt 💘

Good luck on the surgery Joey .... u got balls son

Great man right here.

On the bathroom floor puking after five joints & 12 stella’s... tremendous

Iced Fresca is a great beverage I think you'd enjoy.

Merry Christmas uncle Joey

WHOS BETTER THAN YOU!!

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Joey and Mike!!! And Lee!!!

Got a new shirt for Christmas...says succa la mink!

2121 lol

Here's to 2121

Merry Christmas Uncle Joey 🎅

The States 2021

The Choint!!!!

Thank you Joey, I listened to this in 2 parts. Once before the morning, and once after the night. Merry Christmas my brother you truly are an uncle to me. Thank you. From 3 years in the bin at 18 years old to 25 and a father of 2. And an adopted son. Thank you, you savage dirt bag 😎✌🏻👌🏻🙏🏻🔥🍾🎊

This man is foul. Unsubscribed bye-bye...

Is the foul language really necessary? Maybe you're too far gone. Be kind , speak well keep it clean...

Complaining right off the bat then starts to talk about covid, great podcast Joey keep it up

Christian bale.. respect to da joey D 😷😀👍 bang on with Tom cruise, sometimes people need venting on, because they don’t know how serious shit hits the fan with this virus ..big time cluster fucks man 🙈🙈🙈🙈 peace ✌️

12:44 me too It’s the year of the Soulja

All good things to you and yours Uncle Joey!! Merry Christmas! 🎅😎🤙

You are what we call baas gr from netherlands

I never met you man but these podcast make it seem like your the uncle I can come smoke a joint with and let you talk to me for an hour without saying a word and leave there ready to attack the world love you big dawg keep doing coco

The only commercials I don't hate are the ones Joey reads!

Merry Christmas!

AH, don't qoute me on this, this is what I just heard, and that I saw it, and, I didn't know for sure........AHAHAHAAAA FUCKIN TREMENDOUS

“I’m Catholic! I don’t close the door in nobody’s face, unless you’re Jehovah’s Witness.” What a line! Cracked me the fuck up!

Joey look it up. That shot gives people anaphylaxis and bells palsy. Don't take it unless you wanna put a smile on that face permanently. Listen to me. Did you see the fuken nurse who took it and passed the fuk out???

Joey you gotta go live sometimes. Just answering a few fan questions...that way people can throw money you're way. You know? Go live for the Comedy. You've got almost 700k subscribers... a few thousand subscribers show up for the shows. Guarantee it.

Everytime Joey's talking about his dick n balls 💀 at the start of the podcast. Fuken dying over here... "sniff my nutsack " 💀

damnnn joey Wilmington the def a shihole lmao my hometown

Joey this year has been dog shit and I just realized why. I've been focusing so much on this virus and these corrupt politicians and I haven't watched anything you produced for the past few months. I need more Uncle Joey in my life. thank you for being there. A simple podcast can help people get thoe their day. And you always help me get thoe mine. Respect. Stay black ✊

Joey always coming thru with the realness. Every episode I feel like he is talking to me, it bugs me out sometimes.

@28:06 *UNCLE JOEY FINALLY STARTING TO NAVY SEAL THAT LOUD ASS GLUG ON HIS WATER BOTTLE*

When he said, “The church... aghh The Joint! Is brought to you by “ at the end made me miss the church and Lee😭

Uncle joey you save my live

Just perfect thank you so much... bed ridden, messed up doctor run around... no one gives a fck. But it's still another day and so .....I'll get back in the horse. Happy Chinese food day!!

"This Christmas should be extra special". How? We arent allowed to be with family, half of the businesses are closed and people are locked down, and many of us havent worked as much to have money for this time of year. If I was able to pull "special" out of my ass, I'd have done it all year long.

I cant wait till COVID passes and comedians stop acting like big dicked scientists.

Get lee on the zoom please :( He needs a check up with Dr joey.

We stopped being Savages. It's all cry-sacking about shit now when we could be smoking and jamming Sabbath together. A little giggle...a little wiggle...and slingin dick with three hands. We've lost our way and forgot to dance with who brought us....Savagery is back on the menu, boys. Grab your balls, sniff your fingers, and salute the flag. No more serious faced motivational talks. Let's get fuckin high and jam some Bark At The Moon for Jesus.

Why take a vaccine that has a better chance of fucking you up than the corona?

I fee like this has been the best podcast episode since the Church days :)) I always support uncle Joey regardless

Merry Christmas Uncle Joey! Love you man hope you and your family have the best holiday yall can in these times..

Comment on 8:25 hey people instead of shaking hands bump an elbow. Also if you sneeze, do it in your elbow.

but where exactly are the clubs still opened?

you get me through every work day, thanks for the content

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BIG BAD ASS 🎱BOYLE HEIGHTS🎱💪WUZ GOOD JOEY?

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Joey " I was geeked up luring bitches with coke " Diaz. Dude you're spewing nonsense. In like this is funny demeanor.... you got a guy there to giggle for you. You still think you're killing. You are not!!!!!!! And your dude is ruining the podcast honestly. His fake laugh is as bad as Lee's giggle but you left him for dead so...

Who remembers the original Deathsquad? I miss those old days with Redban and Duncan and Ari and everybody.Everything has changed so much since then. But Joey still keeps the spirit going.