#027 - UNCLE JOEY’S JOINT by Joey Diaz 

Any book you write im buying it

Joe, there’s a typo in Wikipedia about you. It says “he became began acting”. Go take a look, it’s in the first paragraph.

When it feels right just write what your heart is feeling Joe, poeple would love to read that book I'll tell you

The vaccine only lasts 3 months? Well that's really convenient for the companies making and selling them.

make a book. Ill buy it . Dont get the Covid shot. I heard after 60 years old it kills you. Its controlling population. i hate to say it.

If you can make a promise to yourself so can anyone, thanks joey

Happy new year Coco!

I love how genuine this is. I feel like this is real thoughts from you Joey love you brother.

Keeping it real we need more of this love to you and family from the UK

I really look forward to reading your book Joey. It's definitely not easy to sit down and write but it's even harder to sit down, write and also feel happy with how & what you've written but I know you'll get it done man. Keep at it!

im a simple man i like the joint & the crazy talk & the Cristo Assassino/Christ killer

Shoutout to CBD Lion for keeping the partnership alive and giving a 20% discount with the code Joey. Got my aching mother a nice 1000mg large bottle of their lotion, and she absolutely loves it.

CBD is such a scam lmao

Joey, you're my favorite comedian. As long as you're alive you can change anything! I'm looking forward to reading your book :D

Joeys been writing his book for almost 10 years😂

Miss you Lee

Diaz has caught the doubt.

Let me fix Joey Diaz’s complex about being a dropout once and for all. I’m a 4 year college graduate, one class I was researching information and ran across this. All humans brains are created and that IQ, is set from birth. You can study a d apply yourself and move that IQ up a few numbers but basically what the studies show is the way you process information is the way you process information from birth. So, for a guy who didn’t graduate high school understand that your brain was set up from the beginning high school diploma wouldn’t have made a point of IQ difference. So, rest assured Joey just because you didn’t apply yourself in high school doesn’t mean you don’t have a Boyce average brain processing skills. So if you must go take a GED test, but be aware that after you pass it doesn’t mean your smarter or dumber it just means you can spit back what they spit in. Your self esteem is fine now that you know that diploma doesn’t define you

smoking weed and youtube has saved my quarantine life.....

We need Lee Syatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey is right about the crazy show stuff most people don't know what crazy is like GG Allin dad some crazy stuff like GG would eat his shit just on a normal day. I understand where Joey saying too crazy is a lifestyle that's why john candy or Rodney dangerfield was so funny and so chillin cool.s

How does Joey not realize by now that most of his fans would gladly listen to a 16 hour audiobook...and some have (if you listen to all his podcasts and compilations back to back)

YOU LOOK SO HAPPY GOD DAMN JOEY

uncle fucking joey

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Joey what the fuck are talking about iv not saw one thing that didn't make me at least smile trust me im on my arse with this fuckin depression anjoey karate fuckin cracks me up everytime 🤣 😂 not to mention all the this is not happening series iv not had one person iv shown your stuff to that still a fan all the best an fuck the corona

Rock on Uncle Joey. Love and good times from Blighty 🤪

Well Joey it's time we rap it up for this week...ill mail you the bill.

Good luck with your surgery my man. Many prayers, blessings and good vibes.

You forgot to account for the bar uncle Joey. Bar weighs 45

❤ U

Man Joey thanks for the podcast my aunt got murder two weeks ago and your are helping me from ripping off heads so you sir have my thanks

40:15 “Lose a little weight....” I’d say Joey lost more than a little. Way to set an example for everyone sitting at home eating because they are bored. I remember 400 from the old shows. Outstanding job getting it together

Love from Indonesia,Uncle Joey

"A can of corn and you will be alright" you're great, I enjoy listening to your podcast. For me the shit you talk about is right up my alley and is aligned with my way of thinking. Keep that train moving brother!

These podcasts are awesome. It’s been so helpful and entertaining. Happy new year 🎊

Dang congrats on the 700k man

The Joint yet he don't smoke, Glad I've never followed Him

Checking in Mr.Diaz. Love the show. Appreciate you and everything you share with us. Hang in there.

We will always have your back uncle joey and thanks for the uncle joeys joint its helping a lot during the pandemic

Shout out to Mike! Keeping uncle Joey on track! Good shit

I can’t wait to get off probation and smoke a joint with you man

I miss him talking Shit about lee for what he eats lol

Uncle Joey, this is one the best content you've put out! What the hell are you talking about, keep this coming. Personal therapy from the GOAT himself

Joey’s crushing it and looking healthy as fuck! Good for you if you read my comment man

Don’t kid yourself uncle Joey. These podcasts are great and it’s helping us all get through this together

Glad you to see you in 2021, you’re looking healthy uncle joey stay doing what you do thank you

Gotta Love the whole deal Anna

I prefer this to when you have a guest.

Looking good unc!

Joey's looking lean.

"The thang is to get out of your house " go jog 5 miles or jog 1 mile then walk the other 4 miles the thang is to cover the distance of those 5 miles

Can some please post the time stamp where he said “Jim Jabooch” lmfao that shit cracked me up and I can’t find it again

"Some Puerto Rican's arm fell off from the vaccine. Somebody's bubbling" lol

going from 500k per episode to 80k. guess uncle joey isnt everyones favorite uncle no more. or everyone just worked out his stories are 90% bullshit and are tired of listening to it.

I need to see my flying Jew please bring him back once a month for a catch-up🙏🏾🇬🇧

2021 The year of the STARS 🌟 Of death...

What's going on with your skin around your nose Joey? Look like some kind of irritation. Bleeding n shit.

I can relate to sucking at sonething I was once the best at. It's so frustrating and no longer fun

The thumbnail already deserves a like 😂 happy 2021 ☮💟☯️

Good show! Don't sweat the age thing. Worry about your heath instead. I wrote a book about bicycle commuting, circa 2010. Didn't know jack shit and only sold about 200 copies...hand to hand. I had no fcuking idea how to write a book...none. But that didn't stop me because I saw people out there almost killing themselves doing the wrong thing on the bike. My philosophy in life - Do your own thing and F everybody! Just do it for yourself. I never do anything because I hope people will like it; photos, videos, rides, shows, etc. I do things to make me happy, and if that makes others happy - cool. There's a reason why each profession is loaded with hacks - because they see a pro (Like You!) make it look easy. Then they jump out there without a clue and dirty the water. (Speaking as a magician...) A master puts in the 10,000 hrs. A hack goes to the local magic shop buys a trick deck of cards, then goes around telling people, he's a magician. Same thing with any other performing art. Jerk off watches your stand-up, memorizes a few jokes, goes home repeating them so friends can say how funny he is. Bottom line; I'd rather suck doing my own material, than get a standing O, doing someone elses. Keep rocking! And get on your bike!!! (BTW, I made your channel a "featured" on my YT page)

I miss the Church

the past is gone and behind us. i wish you all the best uncle joey to all the church Fam, stay safe and happy new year greetz from amsterdam holland

Now this is thumbnailing!

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I got you uncle joey. THE CHURCH IS BROIGHT TO YOU BY CBD LION!!!

Hey Joey - be brutally honest right now: Do you still make female open-mic comics give you $20 and blow you to get on stage? Be BRUTALLY HONEST now Joey. I dare you. Na, you won't be.

Joey is looking great since his move back home. Happy for him.

Salute. Sir Happy New Year to you and yours sir.

Wassssup

All those watches come from ali baba

No joke I just got that MVMT watch as a Christmas present at work lol

Love you unc! Wit all my heart❤🏁🏁🏁

The intro/ad background music sounds like nighttime music in animal crossing

Hey Joey I just watched the newest Ghost Adventures episode and they were at the Comedy Store in L.A. They had Jay Mohr, Jeff Scott and Jeff Ross on this episode. They did so many things in the basement. They say there's bodies down there. They talked about how Sam Kinison was picked up off stage. Did you know about that? Bobby Lee also stated he witnessed multiple people in hoods doing a seance. Have you had personal spooky hunted experiences? I would love to hear about it on a podcast. If your interested in watching the episode it's on iTunes season 24 episode 4 of the Ghostt Adventures.

Missing the flying Judío !

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Uncle Joey I absolutely love the new format but damn please stop sipping your drink so loudly into the mike it drives me insane!!!!

Hope Joey's books come to life along with him reading them out as audiobook format

Love ya Uncle Joey

How have u not lost sponsors lmao

1:01:22 Thank you again for listening to today’s fun filled podcast. I hope you got something out of it. I know I did... I feel like shit now. Anyways. 💀🤣😂

Man loved that sign off man

Shame that smoking weed is a bad thing to do during this pandemic x

Dont really read much books but that's one I would definitely read multiple times! Get it written uncle joey!!

America needs Uncle Joeys Book

THESE LAST COUPLE OF CASTS OF UNCLE JOEYS PROVED TO MY SELF I DONT KNOW DICK ABOUT NOTHING !

So u won't be in sopranos? God damn I wanted to see that soooo bad

Shout out to Uncle Joey

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Joey I’ll only get the vaccine if you do

Wicked show buddy ..keep it up

he looks good!

I love ya Uncle Joey!

What video is Joey talking about? Tom Segura tape?

🗣Hey uncle Joey we still would like to see👀 the 💥Morning Joint💥 once & a while 💯💯💯luv that show

I never liked the Church.. the Joint is soooo much better.

You'll always be a spring chicken to me, Joey! Hey, it's like that badass Little Milton song from back in the day, "AGE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A NUMBER".....Keep 'em coming, Uncle Joey!

I turn 30 tmrw and have been feeling weird/anxious about it. This podcast was exactly what I needed. I can always count on uncle Joey! Thank you!

Common uncle Joey we love you to death. We'd orphans without you. A lot of love from Morocco.