#031 - UNCLE JOEY’S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ 

Hey Uncle Joey. Your story about Nikki had me thinking about an incident back when I was a kid. At the time I don't know how old I was but I remember I was in elementary school. I had 2 childhood friends I called my best friends. Anyway we were playing in the front yard of one of the friends house us 3 kids. Mind you I am from Arizona the Navajo Nation reservation so majority of people just have dirt yards (front and back). Well this one friend (the friend whose yard we were playing in) had a dog I forgot what kinda dog but I think it was a pitbull or a Rottweiler. But it recently had puppies. And this friend's family had like a 3 or 4 foot hole in the front yard with the momma dog and the puppies in the hole. These idiots covered the hole with one side of a cardboard box and they covered the cardboard with sand!!! So the box blended in with the dirt. So we were all playing in the yard. We were playing tag or some shit but I was chasing my other friend. Also mind he was faster than me. As I was chasing him he was ahead of me I couldn't catch up to him. But as we were running he stepped on the cardboard box and fell in the hole. He got attacked by the momma dog. I remember hearing crying, screaming and a dog going berserk. He was able to get out I don't remember if the other friend's parents took him out but I remember seeing him going home with his face covered in blood from the attack. It was the other friend's family's fault. They covered the hole with cardboard and sand. They never took responsibility for that and to this day the son says I pushed him in the hole when I wasn't even near the fucker. He fails to take responsibility even the family. Later on in life I realized how his family always placed the blame on others for how shitty their son was. They both aren't my friends anymore, later down the line I realized how unloyal they were so I cut them off. I sympathize with you Uncle Joey. I know the the truth just like how you and your other friends know you had nothing to do with Nikki's accident. Love you Unc. Much love from Arizona (the Navajo Nation)

Sounds like Joey have a girl a brain aneurysm and is lying again

1:12:46 LMAO my fucking sides

Buck Buck sounds nasty as hell!

Love the excuses made for your drug addiction. You are nothing but a junkie.

Lmao Joey still a drug addict he just does the legal versions now

This man is addicted to prescription drugs and is a danger to his family.

Xanax

Don't have guest, they don't ever have any chance to speak. You do all the work for them.

Redbar was right about you. You're a scared addict hiding behind your half brained daughter as an excuse for letting him dominate you.

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This was one great story with a sad dissolution of a childhood friendship exacerbated by a false accusation that now a days could destroy someone’s life. Luckily for Joey, he had witnesses that were there to corroborate his side of the story. Sad how her life seemed to have peaked in middle/high school. Once again a great story by a great story teller.

I miss Lee Syatt. I love you Joey but you forgot about Lee and that's not right. You guys had something that was magical. You made a great pair to work off of each other.

I got so wasted the last summer of Band Camp that I shit the bed. The entire camp found out and 20 years later I'm STLL called the Chocolate Trombone. My life is still in shambles and It's all fucking Counsellor Chip's fault for feeding me the schnapps.

1:20:50

That rock intro is a hitter !

Suzuki rm 80 Yamaha yz80 uncle Joe but all the same

I miss the long into of walking through the store

Wow

Words of wisdom right here...

Joey ABSOLUTELY BUTCHERED that Draft Kings promo lol the GOAT

Fuck. Health is everything Get down to strictly reefer Cocksukass. Whole clean foods. Workout, vitamins and you’ll be back to tip top magoo

I wish I could talk to uncle Joey we have a shit ton in common I’ve done most of the shit he has done and i also grew up in New Jersey. My wife is Cuban from west New York the same town where he grew up. And now I feel like a psycho stalker writing this lmfao

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40:40 if this is the story about the kid that licks his finger to test the wind, im gonna lose my shit!!! ive been looking for this story for like 2 years!!!

Should change the intro rock music to the Tony Bennett instrumental used at the end to class this fuckin joint up

Praying for your speedy recovery Joey, always behind you brother!

joey diaz needs to come out with his own gps app and a lifestyle health tracker app

what a loser

Glad Joey is still around during all of this Covid bullshit... During March when all of this popped off and we were still very unsure about how bad this could get and how quickly, he was one of the big things that was keeping me sane during that time. Big love from Houston, Texas. Joey!

Joey don't talk about your script! Some scumbag might try to get your stash!!

it was really nice of JRE to support this guy and give him a platform

How do you remember all of this Joey!? Un-fuckin-believable story teller.

Joey, I love you but the new setup is horrible. You are to good for me to not want to watch your podcast. You need a real co-host, someone to pal with. You need a better studio setup. You need better production put into this. I don't even watch JRE now that he's on Spotify. These changes are killing the real OG's. Keep doing you, I just want to see you shine.

*Joey would rather trust Russians* 🤣 before he would Democrats at this point

hey can anyone enlighten me? what does run the light mean?

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Accusations only hurt the good ppl...cause we have a heart&conscious🤙🏽

I AM writing a book! Intellectuals say, just the act of writing a book is demotivating. Keep ur head up all you momos out ther

This is the best love you guys and uncle J. Smoked a numba and enjoyed the joint.

We all love you joey, but come on, we all know you robbed that house lol jk love you coco

Thank you for these podcasts Uncle Joey! You have been an inspiration during these dark and gloomy times.

joeys gettin ahead of the allegations

Need some inspiration brother. During the past year, day by day, isolation breaking into anxiety and depression. How long can we all hold out for?

How the heck does he remember all of this?

I just saw the comedy store doc. Are you kidding me? phenomenal!!! Very professional!!!

You kick some ass uncle Joe

I really appreciate the love you can tell him and wife have for eachother

Love listening in Joey! I have a son named Joey. You are like the long lost friend I always wanted!😁❤🤣

31:48 id watch joey sing classic love songs lol

He keeps accidentally calling it the church lol makes me a bit sad but loving the joint!

Sucks without Lee!

Tremendous as always!

How do you remember what happened in 7th grade? I can't remember what I ate yesterday. Thanks for the positive vibes. Love your podcast.

Why doesn’t the other dude joust conversations with you? This would be way more entertaining

I love Uncle Joey!

Yz is Yamaha, I had a Kawasaki kx80

loved the childhood stories in this one Joey! Reminded me of my own

“Bet a little, win a lot” tremendous slogan

Joey Diaz = 🐐

Kiss freaking blows

Sittin in my car waitin to start my work day listening to uncle Joey, gotta get my morning started right

1:08:55 Wut? Lol

“Don’t bust you fuck” 😂😂😂

I can see your movie unc, you gotta write books about your childood, youth and adult lives. It's Community based, joyful, funny, painful, hard work, criminal, redemption, success, forgiveness, family. Unc there's so many lessons and emotions in your story you have to make (at the very least) the books happen. Safe and full recovery!

I didn’t know you hurt your knee uncle ! Hope you get better soon ! That’s good your doing good !

Yamaha 👍🏻

Much love 💕 joey!!! Im glad your knee is healing always sending love and good vibes!! Hope to see you in person one day!!!

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mike needs to become a co-host

Glad to hear about the knee. Keep up the pt and it will be fine. Mine took longer to get over than I thought it should but it’s good now.

@17:20 The Buck Buck Game, you can see it at the beginning of the movie A BRONX TALE. It's during the opening credits.

Bruh.... You hella pushed her. 😂

Joey be careful on that script bro much love

Incredible story Some people are snapped.

Joey you have to change your intorduce. I tried to watch but it is unbearable

Dude my newborn son just died i need these laughs...

Man when I was a kid and seen u laying on your back after running that shit was gold 🤟🏻👍🏻

Needed this

Joey sounds way clear-headed. Big love 🎈

Another great one!.. Love u uncle Joey

Heartbreaking story.

We need more North Bergen stories! Tremendous

Thanks uncle Joey, I saw this video was uploaded earlier but I waited to watch because I knew when I wasn’t feeling so hot this would give me some motivation. You always do ! Appreciate your word tio

I know Joey is set on writing a book, but all I have to say is nothing will ever compare to this

I could listen to Joey say anything and its still therapy for me. My all time favorite

You live with your mother if you hit that thumbs down

Stay on that recovery game, Joey. Love ya!

Such a good podcast and such a good story. I was invested the entire time

Don’t know if anyone reads these however, i love these new story formatted podcasts. 12 months ago I never understood how people say The Church helped them but with The Joint I can honestly say that episode after Joey got his knee done, helped me. ❤️❤️

I miss the flying Jew lol

The next thing you know you’re oj wife in the concrete 💀💀

Tremendous.

I love that Joey still says The Church on accident all the time

He thinks all his old ass stories are epic... no wonder why he still scared to hit the stage panic attack ass scared of everything while he sober

Joey is one of the few people who gets away with laughing hysterically at his own stories. In fact, I prefer when he cracks up hysterically while recalling his past. A genuine and funny dude

"Tato Taught him Two Tings" Tremendous.

Joey you are babbling on about sweet fuck all...these are definitely not on the same level as his COWHN podcasts..🙁

Sometimes people are hurting and need someone 2 blame. Pray for her and let it go. Joey "I rob people not push little girls" Diaz. 😆 😆 😆