#034 - UNCLE JOEY’S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ 

Joey is from Cuba, technically he's more southern.

Deer Park gang

What’s the little piano song in the background towards the end

Joey you're a very self aware mutha and it's refreshing in this country. Loved hearing about you getting angry about the video thing, it's the normal reaction for our brains, but you're self aware enough to recognize the hypocrisy. Props!

These stories are so visual. I just listen to the audio and close my eyes trying to get back to sleep at 5 in the morning. The whole thing plays out like my own shitty memories mixed w A Christmas Story.

"joe rogans never done a drug"

The 52 people that disliked this eat subway tuna

love.

Hey this was on my birthday

Best advertising I've ever heard at the start right here you f°cks

What kinda surgery and where were these stitches ?

Damn Uncle Joey I'm from Connecticut moved to Florida back in CT now but those MOTHER FUCKERS called Me a Yankee To

Who does the intro tune ?

I love you joey

Good to the that the day I escaped from my mothers wretched womb, uncle was living his best life.

Whats stay blk mean

January whatever-the-fuck-it-is Im 100% with you joey

ehhhh "someones gotta do it!" HAHAHA

There's no "karma". Some people go through their entire lives screwing people over and never get caught or found out. Their names even go on to be great. ACTUAL "karma" means that if you are born poor, you deserve it for past life wrongs. For some people, somebody getting their cumupance appears as karma. Because most assholes that want to fuck over others undo themselves. MOST, not all. This is all chaos. The only "order" is Humanity. And universal "laws" like gravity. It's all upto US. The Universe couldn't care less. My opinion anyway. Great podcast though 🙂. We all love you down here in New Zealand.

really dig the new intro

joey u looking beautiful

the bluechew ad lol

Joey’s just a broken record at this point. I really wanted to like this new format; but the truth is his podcast and stand-up just don’t bring the fire anymore. He procrastinates, he embellishes, he lies... That’s fine; we all know Uncle Joey isn’t a role model, instead more of a living example. But the most annoying part is that he uses his prior criminal life as an excuse to deflect any criticism he encounters today. And why blame your bad sets on not having any worthy material? That’s a pretty piss-poor excuse if you ask me. Like Santino said, if you’re a comedian and you haven’t been inspired to write new material in the last 12 months, then you’re just lazy. I know the white knights are coming to crucify me, as they do, but I didn’t write this in hopes of pissing people off - I wrote it because it’s how I actually feel about the dude. And that’s why comment sections are called “comment” sections, not “praise” sections.

I swear to go ! This gangster can churn out stories nonstop unroll cows come home

joey..... i've said it before i'll say it again you saved me......... no bullshit love you brother

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OH MY FING GOD...WED MORNING SHIT STORY ...i can't stop laughing I have had those stress shits...lololololololol they smeel the total worst...

I was feeling shitty so I switched on some Joey on YTube and now I’m feeling upbeat again and everything is ok 😂 Thank you!

Man I come back here every now and then and am always entertained. Thank you guys for keeping this thing going.

Joey's ads are like oldschool QVC lol

looking good brother!

Connection nigth club Perth fringe festival comedy night tonight. New jokes

🙏🙏🙏

Eye drooping is from doing too much coke in the same nostril, also when you pop a Xanax especially with opiates makes it 10 times worse,,, have the same problem my face looks crooked as shit sometimes like dude from the goonies

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We need BlindFury on The Joint Joey!!!! Make this happen!!!!!! He's a fan!!

PEACE joey I need to get my roommate out asap....without a volatile ways to avoid that... Or thrown in the cold off into the tough streets..thats cruel.. caring to much sucks..damn..Help. 🌅🏡🌄🏡🌄🏡🌄🏡🌄🏡🌅

the only man I’ll allow 5 minutes of ad time for

One of them sadacts who disliked is a Karen who smelt your shit joey 😂

I would buy a audio book from Joey Diaz

He went down like Tom Segura😂😂😂

I love this guy, but I've been listening long enough to hear all these stories ad nauseum. Gotta tap out on this podcast.

Bro, that crying sound he made had me dying laughing 😂🤣😆 uahhhhhhhhhhh

Stoppa the bus,Stoppa the bus!

Hidrate, hidrate lot's of water even during podcast. For good med consumption. I hope they gave you stool softener.

I have three scars one in the leg one in the hip and one in the tibia flight Deck injuries. But it was worth serving

Do not forget to do your sitting exercise s

Unkle Joey coco you are a hard pt but you are not the worst. Best regards

I use to take Stitches out as a medical assistant non of my doctor s patients felt any pain.

Should be called. JOINT PAIN WITH COCO

Much love joey from New Zealand I love you so much. damn near passed out 10000 times from you. Funniest man on the planet I dream is to meet you one day that podcast you did with kate quigley had me dieing your a boss. TREMENDOUS went to the bar and a chick is there without a tooth you killled me. The mars rant has to be one of favourites you are a king brother im 24 and I just love you the way you went about that was something ill never forget joey

33:56: Out of dozens of examples of Uncle Joey trying to pronounce the word, I've NEVER heard him pronounce "PROFUSELY" properly. LMFAO

21:21: You've first heard it here folks, Joe "DMT" Rogan has never done a drug. Yeah OK.

Joey!!!! So glad to hear you and all is well after surgery. Things are going to be sooo good for you after healing. Hang in there! We love you!

Da da da da 😂😂😂

I love Joey to death....however, its clear we are all missing the Church!!! I feel even Joey misses it dearly also!!!! we can only hope one day Joey and Lee get it back together again one day!!!!! TCOWHN lives forever

Dougie WallBanger

I can’t believe you brought up Joey Mankato I live right by there lol

Tremendous!

I'm the same way with needles now, which is strange considering I had an addiction for a half dozen years and used them daily. Last time I had to get shots I turned white and had to lay on the floor. Now I just lay on the floor before I even get the needle.

That moment you feel that strength mid panic attack is a beautiful moment. I get some valuable insights in those moments.

Is his sound off from the video?

"He was bleedin profusciously"

Bruhhhhhhh da man scape advert hahahaha

Fuck January and let's hear it for February

Sugaa la mink

yo joey you should interview that mafia guy on the podcast what his name michael franzese i think you both could tell some great stories

Yo Woody Creek Tavern, that was Hunter S. Thompson’s go to for lunch. Look up what he would order is fuckin astonishing.

You gotta love Uncle Joey's stories! He definitely needs to keep writing his books!

Another uncle Joey shit story. Tremendous.

"Joe Rogans never done a drug" Doubt +100

new intro is awesome. Please don't play your records on that crosley/whatever cheapo turntable though (at least if you want your records to last, or sound good)!

I get the same anxiety. Last time I got my blood drawn the doctor had to get three nurses to get my blood. Ever since I can’t stand needles. Call me a jerkoff but I can’t even stand to watch the news when they show people getting the vaccines. I cringe.

I love that there's people out there telling uncle joey type stories about uncle joey. He thinks all the situations hes booked it on no ones ever put it together that it was him.

The Joint on my birthday Jan 27th! Thanks for a great episode unc

21:09 lmao

Looking great uncle J

New intro is fucking fire!

joey the legend diaz

I'll be waiting- Santana

I've heard the ointments from Mandcaped sucks

I love joey thx for the laughs coco

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Could you do a virtual podcast with Joe rogan, and both upload the same video?😂

props to all the male nurses out there.

I wanna know more ab mike

I swear uncle Joey has a million stories. I love every last one of them.

Rome wasn’t built in a day, however, the forest was cleared in one fell swoop...manscaped...a landscape you want to visit.

Joey lived the experience of 1000 lives in almost 60 years

Hey Forgetaboutit 😎

One love Joey!

I’ve missed a couple episodes but fuck it , you look great Joey !

idk if unc or Mike reads the comments but a segment on buying used cars would be dope.issues to look for, working the salesperson on price, etc. peace stay black

do not take the vaccines guys, listen to the black nurse i posted. she got destroyed and countless others too. given that they even survived

why couldnt you joey go to carmine balzano funeral

I got the vaccine bro dont scare me like that 😆

Karma is just Uncle Joey in a gi and spiderman mask